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French Jokes Found In the UK's Sun Newspaper
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Nobody knows, they have never tried it.
The French have just ordered a new national flag.
It's a white cross on a white background.
Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elysees?
So the Germans could march in the shade.
Where do you find 60 million French jokes?
In France.
What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad?
A Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup.
What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
Define confusion.
Father's Day in Paris.
What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
To say "I surrender" in German.
Why was Jesus not born in France?
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Why don't the French like fireworks at Disneyland Park?
Because every time they go off, people start trying to surrender.
Why do the French eat snails?
It gives them speedier reactions.
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