Twelve Important Things
My Motorcycle Has Taught Me.
1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is
in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels
move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and
thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't
get real interesting until about 75 mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon
time bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of
gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the
shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go;
old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you're riding lead, don't
spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75
mph can double your vocabulary.
11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords
and duct tape, it's serious.
12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head
out of a car window.
